WORKING LIFE
Hey guys, haha sorry bout blogging once every 3 months, I'll try to make it more regular..Anywayz, I've started my new job at UNUSUAL Productions. If you find the name familiar, they do events and stuff.
Working is very tough, long hours on weekdays and often weekends are burnt. I think i really have the worst working hours, but oh well. I guess must really work harder to get into the groove although by the time i reach home, I'm totally exhausted.
Anyway, I wanna rant about something
You know how those toilet bowls have automatic sensors? Does anybody else besides me find that super blardy irritating? I mean, what the hell, most of the time before you're done, it flushes by itself and wets your arse....
Well, I'm sorry but I'd rather flush it myself, its not that difficult. They should have this automatic sensors, which detect human feet on the toilet seat using weight sensors. This means some irresponsible person is squatting on the seat.
The toilet bowl should then eject what the person has just put in, directly upwards with the force of a small volcano. I'm sorry uncles from the coffeeshop, but you're never too old to learn some courtesy.
CHRIS
Hey guys, haha sorry bout blogging once every 3 months, I'll try to make it more regular..Anywayz, I've started my new job at UNUSUAL Productions. If you find the name familiar, they do events and stuff.
Working is very tough, long hours on weekdays and often weekends are burnt. I think i really have the worst working hours, but oh well. I guess must really work harder to get into the groove although by the time i reach home, I'm totally exhausted.
Anyway, I wanna rant about something
You know how those toilet bowls have automatic sensors? Does anybody else besides me find that super blardy irritating? I mean, what the hell, most of the time before you're done, it flushes by itself and wets your arse....
Well, I'm sorry but I'd rather flush it myself, its not that difficult. They should have this automatic sensors, which detect human feet on the toilet seat using weight sensors. This means some irresponsible person is squatting on the seat.
The toilet bowl should then eject what the person has just put in, directly upwards with the force of a small volcano. I'm sorry uncles from the coffeeshop, but you're never too old to learn some courtesy.
CHRIS
9 Comments:
At 3:43 AM, psyencex said…
did u stand up really high while wiping ur butt. either that or during ur investment into the bowl u shifted around too much. all that will activate the sensors.
or maybe because u smoked while shitting. then i say u deserve it :P
At 9:51 AM, Chris said…
No no, wasn't smoking..
when u need to wipe..u will naturally lean abit forward mah..
At 4:49 PM, syun said…
hahaha.. i think too much detail siah..
At 6:33 PM, Chris said…
You know, I happen to know a person who squatted on the toilet bowl and the toilet bowl split and cut his bum. He needed 20 stiches on his backside..haha..
At 9:36 PM, blueblood said…
you got discount to buy concert tickets in future????
At 11:04 AM, Chris said…
haha, dunno leh
hopefully lah..jus ring me..
and jets of water shooting up to clean ur arse is quite extreme..
At 1:58 AM, Garry said…
i dun mind having free water to clean my arse
ur job sounds interesting.
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