From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Wednesday, December 20, 2006

Haha, I think I have recieved a number of complaints that my blog is too political, so I'll try to lighten up a bit.

In view that X'mas is around the corner..I would like to make my wish-list to Mr. Santa Clause. Due to the fact that I'm a very childish man and I still decieve myself that he actually exists.

Dear Santa,

I would really like to be happy, I would like to be a 'glass half-full' person. I would like to be able to seek personal fulfilment in whatever I do. I would also like to be a better boyfriend, because sometimes I'm too caught up with material possessions, work and other aspects of life. I don't buy 4D, TOTO or go to Singapore pools, so hoping that I win the lottery is quite irrelevant.

In short, I would like to be happier in my own circumstances. To always take life's knocks with a pinch of salt and life's successes with humility. (although I haven't experienced many of life's successes). I would like to be a better son to my parents and I'm sorry I used my cat to wipe the floor when I spilled some water.

I don't wish for a house in the Tanglin area, with several ferraris (although if you give, I sure take). Rather I wish I would make better use of my time for the loved ones in my life. I also wish to be of greater use to my current employers as I fear neither death, pain or my boss' diatribes aimed in my general direction.

All that I wish for, is intangible and can't be sent to me gift wrapped in a parcel but that's fine. If you would like to bestow me with some material luxuries I will not decline inview that good things are hard to come by. I have this old friend of mine who always tells me "Good things come in good time". But lets ignore him cause he's old.

Material presents.

1) Maybe Kwek Leng Beng, in an attempt to transfer money to his wife, enters the wrong acct number and transfers 10 million to me. He subsequently loses the receipt so he is unable to trace where the money went to. I am willing to pay GST for the amount of money transferred to me, it will help the poor.

2) Mindef loses my reservist record and replaces it with "killed-in-action"

3) All the parking fines that I paid gets given back to me in a new Gahmen progress package

4) Instead of having a subaru challange, where contestants see who wins the subaru by putting their hands on their car. (subsequently staying there for afew days). I hope for a ferrari challange, I will then proceed to glue my hands to the car, refuse to go toilet and defecate in my jeans.

5) I wish for a Man Utd Jersy, signed by Wayne Rooney, which I will place on a pike in orchard road...and set on fire. I also hope the ash from the burning goes into some Man Utd fan's drink and gives him diarherrea. (jus kidding)

1 Comments:

  • At 12:00 AM, Blogger Mishi said…

    the defecate in ur pants part is gross chris. trust you to even make that an option! haha.

     

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