From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Sunday, September 16, 2007

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN
*inspired by liong choon

Men: Pick out a shirt, try it on, ask how much is it, pay and leave
Women: Pick out 10 pieces of clothing, try all of them on, ask the price and leave without buying anything.

Men: Open the car door with due care not to damage the car beside
Women: Anyhow open the door, if it bangs someone else's car, its fate.

Men: We understand what we want
Women: They don't understand what they want and expect men to understand what they want

Men: Walk along a row of restaurants, look at the pictorials, check out the price and select the most worth it restarant.
Women: See the most expensive restaurant then walk in, since it must be the nices

What men do to relax: Watch soccer
What women do to relax: Wanting to have a heart to heart chat when a man is watching soccer

7 Comments:

  • At 9:25 PM, Blogger Zi said…

    poor yuhua.. *pat pat

     
  • At 4:21 AM, Blogger Mishi said…

    eh, not all of us are like that lah. however, we are subject to "blonde" moments. haha.

     
  • At 3:04 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    here's another one:
    Men: Blogs posts like these that generalizes females
    Women: Reads these posts and understands that it is an ego thing

    J.
    (I agree with number 3 tho.)

     
  • At 7:49 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    finally... Someone understands my pain!!! Hi Yingzi and Michelle!

     
  • At 8:33 PM, Blogger Mishi said…

    haha hello yuhua! =) don't worry, we'll kick him for you. occassionally.

     
  • At 11:23 PM, Blogger Chris said…

    aiyah wat does yingzi know..she's only half a woman

     
  • At 2:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said…

    wahlau. u emo ar uncle!?

    haha.

    you seriously need to settle down. FAST!

    PLEASE REMEMBER TO SEND ME INVITATION CARD AND BUY ME PLANE TICKET!!

    haha!

    -yj-

     

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