From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Saturday, May 08, 2004

New car just arrived in S'pore, gosh, can't wait to fly back and try it out. It's been awhile since i've driven an auto car, hopefully i don't get too over-confident. Missed soccer totally this weekend, feeling alil shitty over it. Spent the day just slacking at home, doing alil bit of work..although not much.

It's getting alil cold here, i was wondering if i wore gloves during winter, would anybody call me a sissy? haha..Need to go out and get alil more exercise man, i can feel all the fat building up inside my arteries..but hey, i'm saving up for winter man.

TOP TEN THINGS JEREMY LAI HAS DONE IN THE PAST

1) Dropping his shoe off the jetty into the water
2) Failing his basic theory
3) Capsizing in his canoe when the coastguard went past
4) Getting beaten up by my Warrent officer in SISPEC
5) Buying a hideous sleeveless white velcro shirt, which could open up for fast action.
6) Having RJC girls running away, rather than to take a foto with him
7) Saying all the porn in his com was downloaded by his brother ( his brother moved out long ago go stay with his wife.
8) Posing topless infront of the webcam, flexing, and den posted the foto as a pic on his msn
9) Wearing white shorts with black underwear in canoeing, when he got wet, he was unable to leave the water
10) Falling off the treadmill in california fitness, den delievered to the ground infront of a bunch of girls

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