RANDOM THOUGHTS...
My blog is usually quite humorous because I don't like to bore ppl with my daily endevours, so here are all my thoughts, as usual, in point form...
-My Media Law teacher looks like a dinosaur..I think she hates me, she looks at me as though she wants to eat me, yes i admit, i sleep in class. But you would sleep too if you were being taught by a dinosaur.
-Afew worthwhile equations girl + complications + mood swings = typical woman
girl + no complications + no mood swings = fantasy
car + complications + mood swings = junk
car + no complications + no mood swings = achievable
Therefore : If you're a guy looking for happiness, buy a new car and sell it when its old.
-I think Perth is too quiet and degenerative to the mind, if we all reside here..we will all eventually become senile.
-Bubble tea is overpriced and overhyped. Its run by satan to extort money from us. Its a brilliant scheme though, sugar, water, colouring....presto...$3.50
-10 bbl tea costs $35 and the average hardcore bbl tea fan will spend $105 per month on bbl tea!! The church would be built sooner if we drank less bbl tea
-Conclusion : Satan tempts us to drink bbl tea so the Church won't be built. BBL TEA = EVIL
-John Chia from UWA is handsome and eligible, girls don't wait, its now or never.
-Curtin is brilliant at extorting money, they don't build enough parking lots, sell more parking stickers than lots available and make us all park at visitor parking..EVERYONE who parks there IS NOT A VISITOR, we're students, eating indo mee everyday so we can park at ur stupid pay parking!!*^%(^&^)(^*^
-Smoking is unhealthy, I just saw the msg printed on the box as i took out a cigerette. There's one msg "smoking harms your family"......but my family is in Singapore??
-Denim jackets don't keep you warm, they just trap the cold air inside.
-When confronted by an angry man, there are various options, you can defend yourself using self-defence techniques, call the police, call your friends to help. When confronted by an angry woman, you can only either run or call for an ambulance.
-Whats the difference between picking your nose and bowling?? Bowling is throw first then roll.....pick your nose is roll first den throw.
CHris
My blog is usually quite humorous because I don't like to bore ppl with my daily endevours, so here are all my thoughts, as usual, in point form...
-My Media Law teacher looks like a dinosaur..I think she hates me, she looks at me as though she wants to eat me, yes i admit, i sleep in class. But you would sleep too if you were being taught by a dinosaur.
-Afew worthwhile equations girl + complications + mood swings = typical woman
girl + no complications + no mood swings = fantasy
car + complications + mood swings = junk
car + no complications + no mood swings = achievable
Therefore : If you're a guy looking for happiness, buy a new car and sell it when its old.
-I think Perth is too quiet and degenerative to the mind, if we all reside here..we will all eventually become senile.
-Bubble tea is overpriced and overhyped. Its run by satan to extort money from us. Its a brilliant scheme though, sugar, water, colouring....presto...$3.50
-10 bbl tea costs $35 and the average hardcore bbl tea fan will spend $105 per month on bbl tea!! The church would be built sooner if we drank less bbl tea
-Conclusion : Satan tempts us to drink bbl tea so the Church won't be built. BBL TEA = EVIL
-John Chia from UWA is handsome and eligible, girls don't wait, its now or never.
-Curtin is brilliant at extorting money, they don't build enough parking lots, sell more parking stickers than lots available and make us all park at visitor parking..EVERYONE who parks there IS NOT A VISITOR, we're students, eating indo mee everyday so we can park at ur stupid pay parking!!*^%(^&^)(^*^
-Smoking is unhealthy, I just saw the msg printed on the box as i took out a cigerette. There's one msg "smoking harms your family"......but my family is in Singapore??
-Denim jackets don't keep you warm, they just trap the cold air inside.
-When confronted by an angry man, there are various options, you can defend yourself using self-defence techniques, call the police, call your friends to help. When confronted by an angry woman, you can only either run or call for an ambulance.
-Whats the difference between picking your nose and bowling?? Bowling is throw first then roll.....pick your nose is roll first den throw.
CHris
posted by Chris @ 1:43 PM
3 Comments:
At 11:08 PM,
blueblood said…
-10 bbl tea costs $35 and the average hardcore bbl tea fan will spend $105 per month on bbl tea!! The church would be built sooner if we drank less bbl tea
HAHAHA
tell that to the people in princess st!!!
At 7:18 AM,
nari said…
hallo toot!
good luck for your exams yupps! see ya soon dude!!
=)
At 12:54 PM,
Chris said…
who is vtlh??
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