WEIRD happenings.

I woke up for school today and as i stepped out of the door. I saw a single tyre rolling down the street, it was being chased by 3 black guys..how weird. We have the donkey chasing the carrot, guys chasing girls..and now..we have 3 black guys..chasing a tyre.

This gave me inspiration to write about all the funniest moments in my life.

1) In canoeing, i built a reputation for not capsizing..something I was proud of, and i capsized because i dozed off in my canoe.

2) Laughing at my clumsy friend who dropped his keys on the floor, i walked straight into a lamp post.

3) My team making fun of a teammate's small "pecker" in the shower.

4) Stalling my car at KFC's drive thru. ( the girl found it funny )

5) kicking a tree, which retaliated by dropping a branch on my head.

6) Uncovering my friend's porn collection, who then proceeded to blame his dad.

7) Getting a slight knock from mish's car..(it is funny after awhile)

8) Mel goh trying to drive off with my handbrake up. (that was funny as well, but i don't think my car really appriciated it)

9) Trying to use my mouse for 15mins, almost threw it out because it wasn't working, den i realised i hadn't plugged it in.

10) Not realising Leong chun and leong kiat were twins..i was wondering why they could change clothes so fast.

11) My cat falling off the TV.

12) Waking up for a morning tut, walked to sch and realised it was in the afternoon (actually this isn't very funny when it happens to you)

13) A suzuki swift challanging me to a race (it wasn't mish, it was someone else). I was so tickled I just let him win.

14) Reading about Malaysia's national service, which is 3 months long...how tragic..to see all their parents tearing when their kids left..give me a break.

15) This one is one of the funniest..but i can't reveal it..u have to ask VAL...

chris