From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Sunday, August 15, 2004

Couple of things I've learnt about girls over the years (hehe no offence hor!)

1) Yes doesn't exactly mean yes, No doesn't exactly mean no. Yes doesn't mean No either...neither does No mean yes.....how do you tell? flip a coin.

2) They like flowers, but too many, and they'll hate it.

3) Take note of when your gf's period is, so she can't used the PMS excuse more than once a month to be moody.

4) Crying is emotional blackmail..so try to build immunity

5) If she had every opportunity to leave you, and she didn't.....she loves you.

6) Girls like cars that look nice, they don't give a hoot about performance.

7) You offend one girl, you offend all her friends as well. As well as her Father, mother, sister, brother, cousin, uncle, auntie......etc etc.

8) Sweet-talk wins you the girl, but doesn't keep her forever if you can't live up to what you say

9) Girls like a guy who's willing to laugh at himself, too much pride, too much ego puts you in the recycle bin.

10) If she usually nags you, and one day she suddenly stops....be prepared to lose her.

11) Her girlfriends will know all the information you know....sometimes even more than you....scary....

12) If she wants to go, let her go. Unless you feel your life is boring without many enemies.