Things I learnt in the army (old recollections)
1) It is impossible to pull out a grenade pin with your teeth, its hard enough to use your hands
2) If you fight in a war without ear plugs, you'll probably go deaf.
3) men get away with stuff, officers get away with stuff, sergeants nvr get away with anything.
4) If u get ippt GOLD, it DOES NOT mean you can carry heavy loads, its two different things.
5) If you get mistreated by a fucker in the army, chances are when you promote, you will become one yourself
6) If you cannot take it, just dial the SAF hotline.
7) It is possible to eat one meal a day without any side effects.
8) Doing a job well only makes u kena arrowed more.
9) If there's one thing worse than wet socks, its wet underwear, if there's anything worse than wet underwear...its having both at the same time.
10) When you're in the army, suddenly like all girls become chio to you. A girl you would normally find ugly in the real world..suddenly appears average. And a girl who is average will look very chio. (ie. Someone like mish suddenly looks like jennifer aniston)
11) Mosquitoes are the most irritating living things alive
12) Doing a job well takes skill.....managing to get out of doing it....is even more skillful.
13) When your piss becomes dark yellow, its time to drink water.
14) Never set up camp below a durian tree ( An officer once asked me to do that, bloody idiot)
15) Being surrounded by guys everyday doesn't make you turn gay, it just makes u go crazy.
16) When a bunch of guys sit around in the jungle at night, we all talk about our girlfriends and sex lives...so be warned.
17) Army is nothing like the way commercials portray, if you think its going to be like that, you better knock your head on the table and wake up your idea.
18) Being a scout..I'm happy that we had vehicles to get around..but why the hell do we stop so far away from the objective and walk????? SOMEONE TELL ME!!
19) When you call for artillery, always give the coordinates slightly more infront...so if you cock up, it doesn't land on you.
20) There are no chio women in the army, the only chio ones are in airforce and navy. So if you want to sign on...sign on in the airforce or navy.
CHRIS
1) It is impossible to pull out a grenade pin with your teeth, its hard enough to use your hands
2) If you fight in a war without ear plugs, you'll probably go deaf.
3) men get away with stuff, officers get away with stuff, sergeants nvr get away with anything.
4) If u get ippt GOLD, it DOES NOT mean you can carry heavy loads, its two different things.
5) If you get mistreated by a fucker in the army, chances are when you promote, you will become one yourself
6) If you cannot take it, just dial the SAF hotline.
7) It is possible to eat one meal a day without any side effects.
8) Doing a job well only makes u kena arrowed more.
9) If there's one thing worse than wet socks, its wet underwear, if there's anything worse than wet underwear...its having both at the same time.
10) When you're in the army, suddenly like all girls become chio to you. A girl you would normally find ugly in the real world..suddenly appears average. And a girl who is average will look very chio. (ie. Someone like mish suddenly looks like jennifer aniston)
11) Mosquitoes are the most irritating living things alive
12) Doing a job well takes skill.....managing to get out of doing it....is even more skillful.
13) When your piss becomes dark yellow, its time to drink water.
14) Never set up camp below a durian tree ( An officer once asked me to do that, bloody idiot)
15) Being surrounded by guys everyday doesn't make you turn gay, it just makes u go crazy.
16) When a bunch of guys sit around in the jungle at night, we all talk about our girlfriends and sex lives...so be warned.
17) Army is nothing like the way commercials portray, if you think its going to be like that, you better knock your head on the table and wake up your idea.
18) Being a scout..I'm happy that we had vehicles to get around..but why the hell do we stop so far away from the objective and walk????? SOMEONE TELL ME!!
19) When you call for artillery, always give the coordinates slightly more infront...so if you cock up, it doesn't land on you.
20) There are no chio women in the army, the only chio ones are in airforce and navy. So if you want to sign on...sign on in the airforce or navy.
CHRIS
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