From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Thursday, April 14, 2005

PONDERING THOUGHTS........

My name is Chris and this is my blog. It is not meant to publish my daily actitivies because i'm a boring person. It is to publish my thoughts and my feelings, although at times I feel words are inadequete to describe my feelings. I come from Singapore and my birthday is on the 8th of December (remember that). If i remember correctly I'm 3/4 Chinese and 1/4 Jap with some Uchiha blood running in my veins. Been noticing some strange tear drop shapes in my eyes.

I began to realise I had some special powers last year when the mysterious tear drops in my eyes manifested. I was driving and i cut someone's lane. He was pissed and he flashed the middle finger at me. At that moment..my pupils latched onto his hand seal and I am now able to flash the middle finger, esp when driving.

That middle finger Jutsu i stole is a deadly weapon. It can inspire awe and fear, it can also provoke anger and hatred. It is a dangerous jutsu...as such I have decided it should be a "FORBIDDEN JUTSU". There is however a special condition when i can use it.

On the road where lives are lost and there are full of intellectually challanged drivers. This jutsu reigns supreme. Ever since then, I have learned various hand signs due to my unusual ability to learn hand seals.

I have decided to call my ability the "Sharingan"

Apparently, I can awaken a higher form of Sharingan, its called the "Mangekyou Sharingan". There is however, a special condition....

its very hard to fulfil...

I MUST...destroy the next speed camera I see...

Tuesday, April 05, 2005

LIFE AFTER STUDIES

Been thinking about my Post-graduate plans, I know its abit early and all. Still, its good to plan properly how I want to go about my life.

AUSTRALIA PR

I qualify for PR here cause of my uncle, he gets me more than enought points. I'd get PR cause there are alot of ppl that want to stay, but can't. BUT doesn't mean I'll stay here for good, its just keeping that door open. Who knows what will happen in Singapore in the future?

WORKING LIFE

I know its good to have ambition, but I'd work as anything, as long as it pays well. Singaporeans in my generation can't really be too picky about jobs. As long as it pays decently, I'll do it. If I could do some job which involves cars, even better, but hiaz...thats so unlikely.

GIRLFRIEND/WIFE

Want an average looking wife, not too pretty, but not too ugly. Has a mind of her own, but not too stubborn. Likes to have conversations but she shouldn't talk too much. Not too tall, not too short. She can be smart, but cannot be smarter than me..lol. MUST be willing to have at least 3 kids. After that, I would die before her, cause i wouldn't want to see her die.

LIFE

Want to attain the highest form of happiness possible (no sexual connotations). Even if i'm poor (not too poor), I believe its possible to be happy. As long as my wife doesn't mind being poor with me (she must work!).

chris