GOING HOME!

Finally, will be making the trip back to singapore on the 20th of june. Frankly speaking, this is probably the first time I felt not THAT keen on going home..

But going back home, I am able to enjoy so many things

-My family

-My friends

-My cats

-ALL the GOOOOOD food.....char kuey tiao, laksa, hokkien mee, bak kut teh and many more..hahaha

so those of u not going home....

TOOO BAD cause the food in sg is excellent...

chris

VERY FUNNY TRUE STORY

Ok, this a really very funny true story and it happned during the year end hols last year. Ray(ong) came over to visit Singapore and he put up at my spare condo in Singapore. That day, I was having a BBQ and various Zion people were invited.

Ray was nice and offered to make salad for the BBQ and this funny incident occurs when ME, MELISSA and RAY are in the kitchen..

Ray: Oh I need some hard boiled eggs for the salad..

Ray then proceeds to get two eggs, he puts them in an empty glass salad bowl. The bowl is totally empty, except for two eggs rolling around inside.

Ray: Mel, can u pls help me make the hard boiled eggs?

Ray hands the bowl to Mel.Mel takes the bowl, with the two eggs rolling ard in the bowl and puts it on the stove and attempts to turn on the fire.

Ray and I both wear shocked expressions..

Ray: WAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA, man I'm going to tell everyone about this

He runs out of the kitchen and tells everyone what Mel did..Mel's face turns bright red. I can't stop laughing.

CHris

A tribute..

Its been a long hard sem, and its blitzed passed us before we even knew it. I'll be moving into third year soon and I'm kinda sad there won't be afew ppl around with me in my 3rd year.

Liong Choon and Liong Kiat will be becoming captains on their return and it kinda bugs me that I didn't get to know them better.

Liong Kiat- Hiyah, in Sg always hang out with your GF nvr come join us. In the end no choice but to hang out with your brother. But yeah, I think ur really a good example for a puny sergeant like me, your priorities are placed very well and I really wish i had your discipline. Anyway its not like its goodbye forever, I'll see you back in sg..maybe even bump into you during reservist.haha.right (as if i'm not gonna downgrade, i'm a real chao keng kia)

Liong Choon- Thank you for introducing me Naruto, its really changed my life, who thought I'd be watching a cartoon of a ninja boy dressed in an orange tracksuit at 23 years of age? Well..i know that your 26, so that means i'm still normal..Hung out with you quite abit during my time in SG during the hols and your jokes..super corny la..i mean its funny la..but u need to work on it man. You're always smiling and joking and its good, i really need to learn from that, cause life constantly gets me down...like ur bro..i'm lucky to be blessed with such an good example to follow

BOTH OF U....are my ONLY favourite officers..hahhaa..I still hate the rest.

Yingzi- I know your heart was always with your BF in singapore and i wish you luck with your relationship with garry. I'm sure you guys will endure the test of time and other problems ppl try to pin on your relationship. =) take care.

Debbie- Hmm,what should i say about debbie..firstly, she has the propensity to attract the wrong kind of guys..haha. But yeah, u're blessed with a strong character and a heart to serve God. Even though I think you need to lighten up abit sometimes (haha..), I wish you the best of luck in the future and may you bless other people back home.

Come to think of it, i was 19 when i entered the army, I thought it would take ages to complete and get on with my life. Endured abit and it was over, just like that...2 years and four months..its so unbelieveable

In my first year in Perth I was sooooo bored, i was convinced that it would take forever for these 3 years to pass...and now...I only have one year left..its amazing..I better start making better use of the time I have here..

CHris..

RANDOM THOUGHTS...

My blog is usually quite humorous because I don't like to bore ppl with my daily endevours, so here are all my thoughts, as usual, in point form...

-My Media Law teacher looks like a dinosaur..I think she hates me, she looks at me as though she wants to eat me, yes i admit, i sleep in class. But you would sleep too if you were being taught by a dinosaur.

-Afew worthwhile equations girl + complications + mood swings = typical woman

girl + no complications + no mood swings = fantasy

car + complications + mood swings = junk

car + no complications + no mood swings = achievable

Therefore : If you're a guy looking for happiness, buy a new car and sell it when its old.

-I think Perth is too quiet and degenerative to the mind, if we all reside here..we will all eventually become senile.

-Bubble tea is overpriced and overhyped. Its run by satan to extort money from us. Its a brilliant scheme though, sugar, water, colouring....presto...$3.50

-10 bbl tea costs $35 and the average hardcore bbl tea fan will spend $105 per month on bbl tea!! The church would be built sooner if we drank less bbl tea

-Conclusion : Satan tempts us to drink bbl tea so the Church won't be built. BBL TEA = EVIL

-John Chia from UWA is handsome and eligible, girls don't wait, its now or never.

-Curtin is brilliant at extorting money, they don't build enough parking lots, sell more parking stickers than lots available and make us all park at visitor parking..EVERYONE who parks there IS NOT A VISITOR, we're students, eating indo mee everyday so we can park at ur stupid pay parking!!*^%(^&^)(^*^

-Smoking is unhealthy, I just saw the msg printed on the box as i took out a cigerette. There's one msg "smoking harms your family"......but my family is in Singapore??

-Denim jackets don't keep you warm, they just trap the cold air inside.

-When confronted by an angry man, there are various options, you can defend yourself using self-defence techniques, call the police, call your friends to help. When confronted by an angry woman, you can only either run or call for an ambulance.

-Whats the difference between picking your nose and bowling?? Bowling is throw first then roll.....pick your nose is roll first den throw.

CHris