From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Friday, March 25, 2005

JUST REALISED

Haven't really been blogging regularly this sem..dunno why, its not that I don't have time, just can't really be bothered..haha..

Came across this article on WOMEN..it was like REALLY REALLY interesting.
So if you are a girl pls dun be offended..i ripped this off from somewhere.

1)It helps if you're rich, studies show that women nowadays often look for financial stability and security over looks.

2)If you're loud and obnoxious, you think u'll nvr find a partner? wrong...Many women admit to liking men with huge egos and swaggering arrogance.

3)Being too good looking is not always good. If you get together with a woman, she may find herself waiting anxiously at home for you and be overly clingy. She also would like to know where you are and what you do all the time.

4)Driving a flashy car may only earn you a first date, after that, the rest is up to you. You may drive a ferrari but if you are an arse, she'll still leave you.

5)If you are terminally ill and rich, chances are, you're recieving the most attention from women in your life ( Dunno why, heh)

6)Hitting is good, if a woman playfully hits you all the time, she's probably interested. Women don't touch men they can't stand.

7)There is an 84% chance that a woman will know you like her before you tell her. The remaining 16% are blondes.

8)According to women, men that reject sex or the opportunity to have sex are incredibly attractive. So all you have to do is say no...and she'll stick to you.

chris

Sunday, March 13, 2005

MY HOUSEMATES

Just thought I'd share alittle bit about my NEW housemates. Apart from Yee Siang, I didn't really know the rest, apart from the fact that they are from Zion. After living with them for about a month. I'm finally getting to know them, infact, I'm getting along with them much better than expected.

Herman- The Indonesian. As we all know, ALL INDO's are rich. He deals with the landlord directly, so i can sleep and do nothing about the house. Very accident prone, latest accident invovled him falling off his bike and onto his face, thankfully he's ok. Very nice guy to talk to, gets along surprisingly well with ANG MO's. Most memorable incident to date-----trying to download an Initial D clip (anime) and ended up downloading the infamous Paris Hilton video, which we deleted straight away of course.

Johnathan Tay- The RICH kid from Labuan, the metro sexual of the house. Loves Christina Aguilera, Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson. Downloads music clips of Maria Carey and other female singers. Loves to lament how dry the well is in Zion. Most memorable incident to date-----Trying to push our sliding door, almost taking it off its hinges, because as we know, Labaun doesn't have sliding doors,let alone ADSL.

SWEE- Rich kid from Kuching. As expected like all rich kids....can't cook to save his life. Totally not interested in girls. Only interest is playing computer. Always waking up late and missing class, and even service! *gasp*. He's our house number one LAZY ARSE. Most memorable incident to date----When asked to cook rice..he says he dunno how. Only know how to make bread and nutella.

YEE SIANG- The rich brunei guy, he tries to stick his finger into the ground in our backyard..but unlike his backyard in Brunei, NO OIL COMES OUT. Which is why he's quite sad and sleeps early most of the time. Works at Kongs in nedlands when there is one at vic park, God knows why. Always seems to be in deep thought (or distress). Most memorable incident to date-------When we got our adsl up, he was the only guy who had a cable long enuff to connect to the router. Sneaky fella.

Myself- The ONLY poor guy in the house, and the only driver in the house, but the car has not enuff space to fetch ard the whole household. Sad..
haha but maybe its a good thing. Love to sleep at weird hrs and agrees with Johnathan that the well is dry. Most memorable incident to date------ Being the only smart guy to pick the BEST room in the house.

CHris

Thursday, March 03, 2005

NEW CELL!

Ah its a new semester for me, and a new cell. I really like the idea of the reshuffling of cells cause I get to know new ppl.(To a certain extent)

Well, My cell leader is Mel and Dex is assisting her this semester. Well, along with that, there's jeremy, priscilla, edwin and a whole lot of new ppl. Other than Mel and Dex, don't really know the others very well.

But yeah, I need to put in more effort this semester. In my studies and in Church, seriously need to do something this semester instead of being a bystander.

I haven't even attended a full cell session yet. But already I've experienced things that help my love and patience grow. For instance, my cell leader asked me to pick someone up from her house...and she gave me the wrong address. Instead she gave me a non existent one. REPEAT, the place where she stays...she gave me the wrong address.

Another entry for "Ripley's believe it or not"

Haha. sorry..just had to have a poke at her..

tom is cell..got to think of a game..hmm...

chris