8 REASONS TO STOP SUPPORTING MAN UTD

1) Ronaldo & Johnny Evans are rapists

2) Singapore Man Utd fans are all bandwagon fans who only want to support a winning team

3) Nani's real name is Punanai

4) Rio Ferdinand is on drugs

5) Only team in history to concede 6 goals against Southampton

6) Released an awful CD on which most of the players sang, was total shit.

7) Schmeichel's son doesn't even want to play for them

8) Their fanbase in Singapore increased by 14% after they won the treble...screw u guys!