From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Thursday, November 23, 2006

I got this from stella's blog. She gave me the letter S to work with.

S2000- Favourite car, Honda 2litre n/a producing 240bhp

S Club Seven- There's one girl called Rachael who's quite chio

STI- Subaru car

Stupid- people who crowd outside MRT doors

Senseless- the latest GST hike

Sickening- Lim Bijia

Superman- Nice underwear

Sadako- Goth Chio bu

SJI- Lousy school (kidding..haa)

SDU- Print your salary on your shirt before going

Soccer- Best sport in the world, if you take out manchester utd

Singapore- Alcatraz
Cost of a Ferrari in Singapore is $850,000

So if I save 1k every month...I will save 12k every year

So I should be able to afford to buy it when 850,000 / 12,000 = 70 years

I will be able to buy my first ferrari when i'm 24+70 = 94 years old...YAY

OH shit, I forgot I'll have to buy a house and raise a family too..

Thursday, November 16, 2006

GST HIKE, from 5% to 7% - My thoughts and feelings

There are only 2 things for sure in life: Death and Taxes. A few days ago PM Lee Hsien Loong announced there was going to be a GST increase of 2%. He claimed that the increase was neccesary to fund packages for the poor. Well, in fairness, the money has to come from somewhere.

There are 3 kinds of taxes, Corporate Taxes, Personal Taxes and GST.

Corporate Taxes - PM Lee was reluctant to raise corporate taxes, possibly because Singapore has to maintain low corporate taxes to attract foreign investment. If taxes are too high, they will act as a deterent to foreign investments and Singapore will lose out. Hong Kong also has very low corporate taxes. (Fair enough)

Personal Taxes - From what I gather, you only get taxed if you earn above 2k. This probably means most of Singapore's population doesn't pay taxes (at least 60% not kidding). PM Lee was reluctant to raise personal tax because he doesn't want to de-motivate the higher earners of the workforce. If taxes are too high, people won't be as motivated to earn more, since they get taxed more.

GST -- GST (Goods & services tax), is a form of indirect tax. Unlike the previous two, no one can avoid GST, unless you don't eat and don't go out. Basic necessities like bread and eggs will be affected by GST.

The irony is...

It's quite ironic that the Govt raise GST when it's the only tax that affects the poor. So in other words, we are taxing the poor and giving back to the poor. GST has also been referred to as a REGRESSIVE tax, which means it taxes the poor more than the rich.

"How can this be?" You might ask yourself. Surely the rich will contribute more GST since they buy more luxury goods. While it is true that in absolute terms richer people may pay more, it doesn't paint the full picture. Proportionately, poor people have a much smaller income, they are also unable to regulate their spending like the rich can. (E.G Rich man doesn't need to buy a plasma-TV, but the poor can't possibly not buy bread).

THE SOLUTION

Create a scope of basic goods and write-off GST. These goods may be milk, bread, salt, cooking oil. etc etc. Health Minister Khaw Boon Wan has already stated that wards B & C are exempt from GST to aid the poor, so why not conceptualise this idea? Where is the uniformity in the system?

Conclusion

This is a very simple analysis of the situation. Infact, there are far more discrepencies in my thinking. Singapore and Hong Kong have two of the lowest corporate taxes in the world, going by the law of economics, we should have an immense supply of foreign injection. But its not happening is it? WHY? Obviously corporate taxes are not the only determinant for foreign investment. The image of the country counts too, and after the whole IMF, no one would dare to say we're the most popular country around.

You see, everytime the government lowers the cost of something, the cost of something else, will inadvertently rise. (I feel we are paying the price for low COEs). In anycase, the drop in COEs has nothing to do with low income Singaporeans, cause they can't afford to drive. The new step of buidling more 1-room rental flats are a good idea, people will look at poor ppl and say "well, they have a roof over their heads and they have rice to eat, so they won't die."

*SHAKES HEAD*. We love to call ourselves a developed country. Yet, instead of thinking of ways to help the poor move out of the poverty gap, we seem content to talk about basic survival, doesn't matter if they stay poor as long as they have food to eat. How far have we come over the last few decades?

Wednesday, November 08, 2006



SO CUTE!!!

Friday, November 03, 2006

One of the main reasons why in recent years the Singapore Government has always ensured that their Miss Universe representative were of tertiary level education or higher was because of the following incident which occurred not too many years ago. It is the final round of the Miss Universe Pageant and the 3 finalists, Miss USA, Miss Malaysia and Miss Singapore are being asked 3 simple questions:

MC: The first question is name me an electrical appliance starting with "L"

Miss USA: Lamp

Miss Malaysia: Light bulb

Miss Singapore: LADIO

Judge: No, no, Radio does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you 2 more chances; The next question is name me an animal starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lion

Miss Malaysia: Leopard

Miss Singapore: LABBIT

Judge: No, no, no, Rabbit does not start with the letter "L"

MC: I am going to give you one last chance, if you answer this question incorrectly, you are disqualified.

Name me a fruit starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lemon

Miss Malaysia: Lychee

Miss Singapore, with full of confidence, smiles and says: LIEWLIAN !!

This is not the end of the story, the Judge consulted the board of judges to determine if Miss Singapore should really disqualified; and they decided that since Miss Singapore was having as many problems with the letter "L", the decided to give her another chance.

Judge: OK, the final question is name me a human anatomy starting with the letter "L"

Miss USA: Lung (applause)

Miss Malaysia: Liver (even more applause)

Miss Singapore: LAN CIAU

Judge: ?????????!!!!