8 REASONS TO STOP SUPPORTING MAN UTD

1) Ronaldo & Johnny Evans are rapists

2) Singapore Man Utd fans are all bandwagon fans who only want to support a winning team

3) Nani's real name is Punanai

4) Rio Ferdinand is on drugs

5) Only team in history to concede 6 goals against Southampton

6) Released an awful CD on which most of the players sang, was total shit.

7) Schmeichel's son doesn't even want to play for them

8) Their fanbase in Singapore increased by 14% after they won the treble...screw u guys!

THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN MEN & WOMEN
*inspired by liong choon

Men: Pick out a shirt, try it on, ask how much is it, pay and leave
Women: Pick out 10 pieces of clothing, try all of them on, ask the price and leave without buying anything.

Men: Open the car door with due care not to damage the car beside
Women: Anyhow open the door, if it bangs someone else's car, its fate.

Men: We understand what we want
Women: They don't understand what they want and expect men to understand what they want

Men: Walk along a row of restaurants, look at the pictorials, check out the price and select the most worth it restarant.
Women: See the most expensive restaurant then walk in, since it must be the nices

What men do to relax: Watch soccer
What women do to relax: Wanting to have a heart to heart chat when a man is watching soccer

RESPECT for F1 Drivers

Have you guys seen that advert where they say that a fighter pilots are subjected to 5 Gs of centrifugal force for 5 mins in a dogfight?

They then explain that an F1 Driver is subjected to 5 G for over an hour. Rather scary right? They also can lose half their weight in water during that period of time, so they gotta drink up.

Makes me recall the time i spent in a nissan skyline R34, which has a G meter to measure how many G's you pull when you're at a corner. Well I managed to pull 1 G, which i can frankly tell you, is already damn scary.

5G is like what you get on a roller coaster.......and imagine sitting on one for 1 hour..........RESPECT to F1 drivers.

NEWCASTLE UTD & MY PREDICTIONS FOR THE COMING SEASON

Signings

Joey Barton- Good but volitile, I actually quite rate him as a player and he will add to the combative midfield. I predict he will get afew red cards (normal), and will probably get into a fight at training (normal). But he will be a good signing for us.

Mark Viduka- Despite looking abit clumsy, he actually has pretty nice footwork. He will score goals although I think his ability to hold up play will be vital. I've observed how Newcastle cannot sustain their attack because ever since Shearer retired, we have had problems keeping the ball in the last 1/3.

David Rozenhal- Ok, I've never really heard of this guy, but the defenders which Big Sam sign are normally quite good. If he plays like the way I see the bolton defenders play, then my heart will rest well every night.

Exits

Titus Bramble- Thank God he's gone, his reading of the game is terrible.

Scott Parker- Sad to see him go, he did well for us last season, but it's easy to stand out in a very very mediocre team. I think he is dispensible

Kieron Dyer (maybe)- Will be a very sad day for newcastle if he leaves, he is easily the team's most dynamic player and he has been at newcastle a very long time. I still remember his solo goal against Arsenal. If he leaves I hope Albert Luque steps up to the task, he's looked good in pre-season.

FINISH

Newcastle will probably finish 8th, they are still a team in transition and they need time.

SICK & TIRED

Why is the world so full of uncooporative people? Why can't everyone just do their part to get something done. It's really beyond me why some people cannot work together properly to achieve a certain goal.

Sometimes they can't even help themselves. Everyone asks for help, everyone asks for favours. Why can't they just dig in their heels & do it themselves?

Why must we make life so damn difficult for each other?

So damn irritating...

I've freaking had it!

If I could define sexy in two words, it would be "Kurara Chibana". Thank you Japan!

Remembering the carefree days in Perth

Yeah yeah, I know it's gonna be one of those nostalgic posts, actually one year down the road, I have gotten used to Singapore. Like how you get used to army in a very grudging way. I would love to visit Perth again year end actually, just have to see how it goes.

I wonder how much has changed since I've left.....

I wonder hows service at EJ.....

I wonder sometimes how nice it would be to experience winter again

I wonder what it was like to live a student's life, so relaxed...so damn carefree

I wonder why i used to think studying was tough, because it's really not...just a walk in the park

I wonder how lovely the company was..

I wonder why I left.....

Because........

she was worth it......

Even if everything else was shit...

But everything would have been perfect if she was there with me.