From the small eyes of a small chinese boy

My experiences when i walk through life, my thoughts and of course my condescending brand of humor.

Tuesday, September 27, 2005



This PORSCHE hit a bird when going at 120 miles an hour. As you can see the bird totally smashed the windscreen and fragmented into tiny pieces. Now you all can understand why aeroplane engines can be destroyed by birds, since they fly ten times faster.

Thursday, September 22, 2005

This is ripped off sombody's blog...can't rem who's...haha..

7 things that scare me
Car crashes
Sharks
Overbearing women
Failing my stuff
Drowning
Heights
Reservist

7 things I like most about me
I can communicate well.
I can drive (fast)
I'm slower to anger nowadays
I help whenever I can
I can eat as much as I want without gaining too much weight
I am emotionally stable
I'm real, not fake

7 most impt things in my room
Myself
study lamp
Hugo boss
Contact lenses
Bed
Pillow
Dustbin

7 things i can do
Drive
Cook
Play games
Canoe
Table tennis
Badminton
Sleep long hrs

7 things I hate most about myself
disdain
bo chup
Ill disciplined
lazy
always feeling tired and sleepy
eat out way too often
I am severly crippled without a car

Sunday, September 18, 2005

Take care..

Well, as of afew hrs ago, Mel and Daryl left for Singapore. I know for sure they meant quite alot to many people and its really sad that they're going..but I guess you have to flow with where life takes you and i wish them all the best...

To Mel: Thanx for being a friend, a listening ear and someone who can be at times, brutally honest.heh. It was great being in your cell and despite ur occasional shortcomings in the punctuality department, it really was a pleasure. It wasn't so much of a working relationship, but i was more of a friendship which I will really cherish. You take care of yourself..and I know Singapore is a place that will make you more streetwise..heh..

To Daryl: Didn't exactly like you the first time I saw you..heh..but I know despite your dubioius appearence that you really take the effort to maintain good relationships with the people around you. Unfortunately, I didn't get to spend as much time as I liked to hang out and have a drink for you, but I'd like to thank you for the effort u put in to talk to me..take care dude..

Both of you, when i see you again, I hope you both are more punctual..heh =)


Bye Guys..I'll see you two soon..


Another random send off pic..


Mel's send off commitee..


Daryl's send off commitee...

Saturday, September 17, 2005

Search For A Star, A Huge Success...

Finally, its over, as of afew hrs ago. Unlike the last SFAS that i wasn't involved in, this was a totally new experience. To be involved was a wonderful experience, the kind of effort people put in to make this thing happen. The performances were great, and the hosts did a really good job.

KUDOS to the Drama Team who did super well, infact I think we did better than we expected. Marcus and Felicia were really good man..the audience was really supportive. Kelvin and Mish sang super well and I don't know what to say, I am quite overwhelmed even though I had a minor role..but well..its a start.

So many cute acts, a spoof of the matrix pingpong thingie...Non-chinese ppl singing chinese songs and a really touching act staring Ray Ong, his dad and his brothers. There were instrumentals, drama, kids drama, dance and choir.

I personally liked the dance alot..haha choir was good too..and Charlyn can play the sax..how unexpected..didn't know she was musically inclined..

ANYWAY this year's SFAS was really a great experience for me and it will really stay in my memory for a long long time to come..Luckily I have pictures so you guys can have a look..

I don't think i'll be around for next year's SFAS but I'll rem this one for a long long time


Me and Fang Ting, a super rough girl who likes to threaten ppl with sharp objects..heh....and yes..I'm really 23 years old..older than your cousin


Me and my hsemate Yee Siang, the David Tao of Brunei


Me and Charlyn, the girl who never ever cleans her car..and is also a self professed chio bu..


Me with Stephen and his mom, Aunty Jane


Daryl, Kevin and Me...I'm the least stylo of them all...lol


I and Jack Ng just gaying it out for drama....


The twins, LK and LC back for a week only...seems so weird not to see u guys playing every week in service anymore....


Jamie wears a dress as often as I do..so this photo is worth a post...since when my cell member became so pretty...


Some of ZPH's drama people, the girl in the photo just happened to be passing by..


During SFAS, Ben Lee got drunk on Ginger beer because he was forced to wear make up..LOL

Monday, September 12, 2005



The graduation girl, who looked great that night, and me....EH ABEL IF UR READING THIS, I THINK U MUST BUCK UP YOUR APPEARENCE, ur gf is getting prettier..


As usual, the evening had to be spoilt by something. Something horrific..like this...
(bijia up close)


And the winner of THE BACHELOR is........

Thursday, September 08, 2005

L is for the Lousy weather here

O is for the Only one good Uni (curtin)

V is for the Very very....boring scenary

E is for the Education, draining my life away


STUPID SONG IS STUCK IN MY HEAD LAH.

Wednesday, September 07, 2005

MY IRREGULAR HABITS (ripped off from other ppl's blog)

Here are a collection of my weird habits..

1)When I order fast food, I will never ever touch the chicken or the burger before I finish my fries..I don't eat them together.

2)When I drive, I like to rest my hand on the gear knob, I like to push the car around a tight corner in second gear.

3)I like to drink coke in the morning, after I wake up, cause I'm too lazy to make coffee

4)I like to bring my cat to bed with me, cause its soft, furry and warm.

5)I brush my teeth in the shower, and sometimes shave too.

6)After I bathe, I MUST clean my ears with a cotton bud

7)I cannot sleep with a shirt on, regardless of winter or summer...feels uncomfortable

8)I like to look up at the sky when as the rain falls on me...i think it looks really beautiful...(this one is weird..sounds gay)

Saturday, September 03, 2005

Search for a star auditions

Thank God the auditions for the drama team went well today. The scipt is actually quite funny, surprising since Mish has a very dry sense of humor..haha. The two leads Marcus and Felicia, man, they have like so many lines to remember and they even have to sing..but they did really well

I'm playing a very small role, as a rich boyfriend, I actually get to dump Felicia, how cool is that. Haha. I got alot of smart Alec comments on the role I was playing....ie. "Chris, you don't even have to act! Just be yourself!" haha
Anyway I'm grateful for the opportunity.

It was a pretty good feeling, seeing how everyone put in their best, the dancers and and some of the band performances. Its just very touching how everyone puts in so much effort. I'm realllly touched. Although I don't display it much because its not in my character to do so..haha.

I was talking on SKYPE to that PHD girl back in SIngapore, we were like testing each other on the shopping place in Singapore..

When I asked her where is Junction 8, she said BUGIS...muahahahhaha...I guess doing a PHD doesn't mean you won't get confused with Bishan and Bugis junction..lol

Chris.

Thursday, September 01, 2005

I was driving the other day...thinking about some stuff..

1)Why do Aussie students in their 20s love to drive past Asians and make stupid faces, its horribly irritating. Even when I drive at like 60km/h, I get Aussie kids making monkey faces at me when they drive past.MOST of the time, I really can't be bothered.

2)Journalism tutors all have attitude problems, they teach with an aura of arrogance cause they've worked in the REAL world and we as students are inferior animals...hiaz..

3) I realised Liong Choon, can sometimes be abit bo liao..hahahhaa

4) I realised Singapore girls can't really cook..haha..

5) I realised I'm only JOKINGLY MCP, I'm not a real MCP..

6) Bubble tea only takes about 50cents to make...but it sells for 3bucks...WE R ALL BEING CHEATED!!

7)I realised I'm a very very slow driver..

8) I realised Curtin has much better facilities than UWA, sure...they have a nice clock...thats about it..

9) I realised Garry looks quite old for someone so young..he got LAO JIAO (old timer) face..

10) I realised...I still don't have speeding fines....muahahaha...